Day 29

Today's T-Shirt glows in the dark and has some radioactive type creatures on it. The T-Shirt didn't originally come like this, but was modified over time due to Rich's obsession with ordering out of date food online from Chernobyl. This has also caused the huge growth from his mouth.

Day 28

It would take a rim shatter to open up this lock!

Day 27

Rich is a big fan of the Twilight series. Here is his ode to the supernatural.

Day 26

Too full from Chrismukkah food to be witty. But I shall just inform you all that in this image, you may not be able to see from the low res, that Death is hugging a teddy bear. Ta da!

Day 25

Can't comment... Doctor patient confidentiality and all....

Day 24

Aww... Eskimo...

A much better word than "Inuit".

There goes political correctness ruining it for everyone yet again....

Day 23

As to not have Jewish folk left out of these early Christmas celebrations... Here is a classic Hannukah Carol for you all to enjoy:

Put on your yamuka,

here comes hanukkah

it's so much fun-akkah

to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree,

here's a list of People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorah,

So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli,

Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newman's half jewish; goldie hawn's half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

cause you can spin the dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock --both jewish!

Put on your yamuka, it's time for hanukkah,

The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs

celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!

But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,

harrison ford's a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,

Well, he's not, but guess who is: all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--

Tom cruise isn't,

but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend veronica,

it's time you celebrate hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica,

on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah,

and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,

If you really, really wanna-kah,

have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah¡­¡­.

happy hanukka!