Day 29

Today's T-Shirt glows in the dark and has some radioactive type creatures on it. The T-Shirt didn't originally come like this, but was modified over time due to Rich's obsession with ordering out of date food online from Chernobyl. This has also caused the huge growth from his mouth.

Day 28

It would take a rim shatter to open up this lock!

Day 27

Rich is a big fan of the Twilight series. Here is his ode to the supernatural.

Day 26

Too full from Chrismukkah food to be witty. But I shall just inform you all that in this image, you may not be able to see from the low res, that Death is hugging a teddy bear. Ta da!

Day 25

Can't comment... Doctor patient confidentiality and all....

Day 24

Aww... Eskimo...

A much better word than "Inuit".

There goes political correctness ruining it for everyone yet again....

Day 23

As to not have Jewish folk left out of these early Christmas celebrations... Here is a classic Hannukah Carol for you all to enjoy:

Put on your yamuka,

here comes hanukkah

it's so much fun-akkah

to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree,

here's a list of People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorah,

So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli,

Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newman's half jewish; goldie hawn's half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

cause you can spin the dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock --both jewish!

Put on your yamuka, it's time for hanukkah,

The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs

celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!

But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,

harrison ford's a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,

Well, he's not, but guess who is: all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--

Tom cruise isn't,

but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend veronica,

it's time you celebrate hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica,

on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah,

and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,

If you really, really wanna-kah,

have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah¡­¡­.

happy hanukka!

Day 22

Insert pervy joke about which came first, the chicken or the cow....

Day 21

Calm down.... The Daily T Shirt is not going on tour. But the good news is, Rich just bought 10 more Tshirts for your enjoyment! Keep reading fans!

Day 20

Tshirt reads "blog blog blog"

Blog post reads "Tshirt reads 'blog blog blog'"

Day 19

"When you put a doughnut in the microwave for 5 seconds it comes out warm"

Also, this Tshirt glows in the dark.

Day 18

Wished for a larger font

Day 17

Together

Everyone

Achieves

More

This is especially true for height.

Day 16

pew pew!!!! pew pew!!!

Day 15

Did you know that Tetris was invented in Russia? Perhaps by Soviet birds if this T-Shirt is anything to go by!

Day 14

Awwwww.....

Day 13

This is a picture of Pink Wings.
Wings is a system of rating sexual activity. The following colours are commonly used.

Pink - Sex with a white person
Black - Sex with a black person
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - "Watersports"
Silver - Sex with an O.A.P
Blue - Sex with a dead person

In the advanced wings set, PINK WINGS is getting both red and white wings at the same time. Kinky.

Day 12

"Have you ever smelled a penguin?"

Day 11

What he said.

Day 10

Not just a random cartoon, but a cult phenomenon of Little Gamers.
Little Gamers webcomic helped immensely in popularizing the use of leet speak.

Leet speak, also known as leetspeak (sans space), is an alphabet used primarily on the Internet. It uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace "Latinateelite", and the usage it describes is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Leet may also be considered a substitution cipher, though many dialects exist in different online communities.

The term leet is also used as an adjective to describe formidable prowess or accomplishment, especially in the fields of online gaming or in its original usage, computer hacking.

Bottom line, if you understood any of this, you need to get out more.

Day 9

An ecosystem is a system of interdependent organisms which share the same habitat, in an area functioning together with all of the physical factors of the environment.

The only other known ecosystem in a glass was discovered by Lisa Simpson in Treehouse of Horror VII. Another great Simpsons moment is when Homer gets super fat and wears a muumuu. I did not know the spelling of muumuu until this very moment! Another great educational moment from The Simpsons.

Day 8

It's not really centered very well. Poor design skillz.

Day 7

Hey Kids...
Magic Mushrooms: Now part of a complete *breakfast.

*side effects may occur

Day 6

Domo
Arigato
Mister
Roboto

Day 5

It's milk and a long straw.... innit!

Day 4

I've got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever
We've got jungle fever, we're in love.

Day 3

Poetry at its finest. Another of my favourites is:

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And the Joker Got Away
Hey!

Day 2

An homage to the video game geek. You see, each heart represents a life, or for those not familiar with playing games, one "try". Games often give more than one of said tries in order to ease the player's frustration as they continuously play a level in an attempt to finish it. Once the player loses all of his or her lives, he must then start again... frustration ensues.

For further information on video game lives, please consult someone who is currently living in his mother's basement.

Day 1

A delicate retro-inspired print of angry dinosaurs in the 50's watching a 3d film. Possibly at a drive-in cinema.

The Daily T Shirt

Richard claims to own over 1500 t-shirts. As an experiment, we have decided to document Richard's outfit changes every day for at least 6 months to take full advantage of his Tee collection.

We hope you enjoy watching Richard and his Ts.