Today's T-Shirt glows in the dark and has some radioactive type creatures on it. The T-Shirt didn't originally come like this, but was modified over time due to Rich's obsession with ordering out of date food online from Chernobyl. This has also caused the huge growth from his mouth.
Too full from Chrismukkah food to be witty. But I shall just inform you all that in this image, you may not be able to see from the low res, that Death is hugging a teddy bear. Ta da!